About Me!
I’m Rachel Nash, a disgruntled and easily-distracted junior at this fine Virginia institution. I live off campus with my smelly dog, Rasta, and my smellier boyfriend, Palmer. We just began switching our diet to the raw food diet, which may explain why I am so disgruntled. I’ve switched my possible major no less than 5 times; from Spanish to Anthropology to English to Sociology and then back to English (and those are the only changes I can remember.) I hope that this class helps me churn out better quality work because the crap I write a few hours before the assignment is due just isn’t cutting it. Oh yeah, and my eyes are different colors. Please don’t ask if they’re contacts. I’ve spent 20 years pushing my eyeballs around just to prove that I’m not. Here’s a photo of me from when I was five that my mom still uses to blackmail me. I just thought I’d show it to you before she does.